the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single
I sleep a lot better with someone in the same bed
Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.
I am laughing so hard right now.
"Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh."
"There is, in fact, an incredible freedom in having nothing left to lose."
Welcome to the jungle!We’ve got fun ‘n’ games!
Jim Morrison hits the floor at San Francisco’s Matrix club
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.